Category Archives: FIFA 14 updates

Which hair should go ?

Over the years we’ve seen some fantastic footballers, witnessed some majestic goals and even experienced some hilarious scuffles, which have mainly been initiated by Mr Barton. These amazing events only encourages us to relive these moments on FIFA 14! However, there is one thing which really hinders our entertainment…….hairstyles.

Let me clarify. The concept of hairstyles on footballers in FIFA 14 is almost like a blue Ferrari. Although a blue Ferrari has nothing wrong with it and still is very efficient, it’s not as cool and as stereotypical as compared to a red Ferrari. The point I am making is that if I select Barcelona, do I want to bomb down the wing with Neymar and his dazzling blonde mohawk or do I want to have a more realistic approach? Now people may regard this as flimsy, but for the amount I paid for FIFA and the existence of lightning quick updates, this shouldn’t realistically be an obstacle for EA Sports and so it’s good to throw up a debate. Even Victor Valdes agrees saying, “When I met Neymar I was accustomed to seeing him with his mohawk, he always had peculiar hair, he was radical and I really liked it.” He added, “When he arrived here he was a bit more normal, he had Will Smith hair… and I told him, ‘Listen Ney, I really prefer your Santos look, the mohawk – you were scary. You’re scarier that way’.

The modest Neymar
The modest Neymar
The hair that no longer exists
The hair that no longer exists

I’ll go through some other FIFA hairstyles which deserve a mention:

Several weeks after Huddlestone cut his afro for charity, his afro miraculously lives on in FIFA 14!

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Torres is a man with many hairstyles but i would like to see him with his current buzz hair cut now. Those wonderful locks have long been gone..

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It’s a huge shame that Kevin Prince-Boateng’s hair is now limited to a standard buzz cut. FIFA really need to update his famous eecentric mohawk!

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I thought everybody should be introduced to Aristide Bance especially if he is going to go unnoticed playing for Fortuna Dusseldorf of the second division in Germany.

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One hairstyle that FIFA has got right is a man who certainly doesn’t need an introduction! It is of course the Egyptian maestro!

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Have I missed out on any other player’s hairstyles that FIFA haven’t updated? Comment here and I’ll add them on!

Paul Pogba Blonde Mohawk Tribute

In the recent time that Paul Pogba decided to go for a unique brand of hair, and shown with a huge blonde mohawk in FIFA 14, I thought it’d be highly relevant to revisit some of our best footballers who also fit into this category.

Blonde highlights in Pogba hair
Blonde highlights in Pogba hair
Put him in a loreal advert!
Put him in a loreal advert!

Louis Saha, the former French striker, who graced the pitch for the likes of Manchester United, Fulham and Everton, shows us how not to fashion hair in general.

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After it was revealed that Mario Balotelli intended to change his bad boy image, we certainly didn’t know he had this in mind!

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Having heard his fellow professionals had gone for a unique brand of hair, Sergio Ramos didn’t want to be left out…

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Don’t forget Alexandre Song, who agreed to his wife’s demands that dreadlocks wasn’t his best look and that he needed to freshen up…

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Neymar thought he’d follow suit…

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Dani Alves promised his fans that if Barcelona beat Milan he would go blonde..and true to his word he did..

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And to finish off, who could forget Rigobert Song. He represented Liverpool & West Ham in the nineties and although he looks about 100, he’s at a very youthful age of 37.

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Who has your favourite hair of all time? Have I missed anyone off the list? If so, comment below and I’ll add your favourite!